Pillar 02 · The Tables

Every game in the house,
graded honestly.

Casinos don't hide the house edge — they just print it in a language most people never learned. Here it is in plain English: how each game plays, what every bet on the layout actually costs, which bets are the sucker bets, the quirks the pit won't mention, and where a disciplined player can flip the edge — legally. Each game has its own page with a variance simulator that plays a thousand sessions from the real odds, and a grade, so you know what a night at each table is worth.

8 GAMES 60+ BETS PRICED 7 VARIANCE SIMULATORS 0 OPERATORS NAMED FIGURES FROM PUBLISHED GAME MATH · SEP 2026
The Board

The Gent's Grades, at a glance.

Sorted from the game I'd happily sit at to the one I'd walk past. "Best bet" is what a player who knows the layout pays; "typical" is what the average tourist pays. The difference is the whole point of this page.

GameGradeBest bet edgeTypical edgeSkill matters?Advantage playOne line
BlackjackA0.3–0.5%~2% (and 1.4% more at 6:5)DecisiveYes — the classicThe best game on the floor, if you find a 3:2 table and play the chart.
Video PokerA−0.46% (9/6 JoB)2.7–5% (short-pay)DecisiveYes — the quiet oneA slot machine that publishes its odds. Read the paytable or don't sit.
CrapsB+0.37% (pass + 3-4-5x odds)5–17% (the middle of the table)Bet selection onlyNot reallyTwo great bets surrounded by forty terrible ones. Loudest fun per dollar in the building.
BaccaratB1.06% (Banker)1.06–1.24% (14% on Tie)NoneRarelyZero decisions, low edge, fast. The house's favourite game for a reason.
Ultimate Texas Hold'emB−0.53% of money bet2.19% of ante (more with Trips)SignificantOccasionallyPoker's costume, house's rules. Fun, strategic, and priced fairly if you raise 4x when you should.
Three Card PokerC+2.01% of money bet3.37% ante / up to 7.28% Pair PlusOne ruleOccasionallyOne decision (Q-6-4), one trap (Pair Plus), one pleasant hour.
RouletteC−1.35% (single zero, la partage)5.26% (double zero) / 7.69% (triple)Wheel selection onlyHistoricallyElegant, slow, and every bet on the felt costs the same — pick the wheel, not the bet.
SlotsD2–4% (high-limit, if you're lucky)6–15%, and you can't see itNoneNicheThe only game where the price is a secret. That's the tell.

Where the numbers come from. House edges are the standard published figures for each game's rules and paytable (the Wizard of Odds compilations, which are the industry reference), quoted as the edge on the amount initially bet unless stated. Casinos vary their rules and paytables constantly; the edge on the table in front of you is whatever its rules say, and this page teaches you how to read them. Nothing here is advice to gamble — it's the price list.

The Games

One page per game, one simulator each.

Every page has the full analysis — how it plays, the house edge on every bet, best and worst bets, the quirks, advantage play and its legality — plus a simulator that runs a thousand sessions from the bet's real outcome table. Slots get an explanation of why there isn't one.

How the grade works

Five things I weigh before I sit.

A grade isn't just the house edge. A 1% game that drains $2,000 an hour is worse for you than a 3% game that drains $60. Here's the scorecard behind every letter.

01

House edge

What the best available bet costs, and how badly the typical player overpays it. Weighted heaviest — it's the rent.

02

Decision leverage

Do your choices move the number? Blackjack: enormously. Baccarat: not at all. Skill you can learn is edge you can keep.

03

Pace & bleed

Edge × bet × decisions per hour = what the night costs. Slots resolve 600 times an hour; roulette, 40. Speed is a hidden multiplier.

04

Trap density

How many bets on the layout exist purely to punish people who don't read? Craps and blackjack side bets are minefields around a good core.

05

Fun per dollar

Entertainment is a legitimate purchase. A game that's social, slow and cheap earns credit — you're paying for the evening, not the outcome.

Advantage play is noted separately for each game: what it is, whether it's legal, and how the house treats you if it notices. It never changes the grade — the grade is for the player the casino expects, not the one it fears.

The takeaway

The house always wins. Learn to be the house.

Every game above has the same shape: a fair-ish core bet, surrounded by expensive bets that look more exciting, on a layout designed to make the expensive ones feel like the main event. Read the price before you play — and notice that the one game on this list that doesn't have a house edge is the one this whole site is built around.

The exception: poker

Poker isn't on this list because the casino isn't your opponent — it takes a rake and the other players take everything else. There's no house edge to grade, only a skill edge to earn. That's a different curriculum, and the one twenty years at the table paid for. Coming to Pillar 02 next.

Sizing the bet is the other half

A 0.5% edge and a 5% edge both go to zero if you bet enough of your bankroll on one hand. Kelly, fractional Kelly, drawdown math and tilt control — the part nobody wants to study — live in Pillar 03: The Bankroll.

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The fine print, table edition. Everything here is education and entertainment, not gambling advice, and no house edge on this page is an invitation to go test it. Figures are the standard published game math for the stated rules and paytables; the table in front of you may differ, and its posted rules win. Nothing here is a method for making money — the "advantage play" sections explain what exists, what's legal, and why the door is mostly closed. If gambling stops being fun, that's the game telling you something; help exists, and taking it is the +EV play.